About

Hello, this is Everyone Hates Tom, a delightful look at the life of a total wanker. It was conceived as an episodic TV-show description type thing about someone who everyone hates for some unknown reason, at the end of which he receives a needlessly violent and savage death at the hands of something or other.

Contrary to what this site might suggest, I’m actually a nice person in real life and I don’t like murder or maiming at all; in fact, I’m positively squeamish. But then, savagery is hilarious. Even nice people can see that.